basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption)

work-your-ass-off-for-it:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

Hahahaha this is awesome

(Source: notkorra)

batcows:

If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich